10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)