10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT