10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is for loners.