10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."