10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)