10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.