10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22