10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fook the floosh droo!
• It's Free To Fold...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from