10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.