10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.