10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"