10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.