10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die