10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier