10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.