10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker