10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Why not, when some because there are three.