10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
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