10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson