10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed