10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!