10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen