10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."