10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes