10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.