10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters