10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT