10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."