10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson