10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright