10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer