10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom