10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."