10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant