10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson