10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.