10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- It's Free To Fold...