10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.