10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is