10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.