10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.