10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."