10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike