10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth