10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.