10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.