10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22