10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.