10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.