10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus